A little bit of Earth, a little bit of Alien, a little bit of... Whatever the hell that is.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Hours later the blank sheet still stared at me, and I beat my fist against the desk in fury and frustration, striking it so hard my hand bled. That is how heavy a secret can become. It can make blood flow easier than ink.
The Wise Man’s Fear by Patrick Rothfuss. (via fantasyandadventure)
a poem about bugs
if it can fly
it should die
this is probably what metatron was thinking
Permission to change “are you satan” to “are you metatron” because Metatron is actually the embodiment of true evil in this world whereas Satan was just pretty chill.
“ Satan was just pretty chill.”
what the hell is even going on in your fandom anymore
let’s just say that the apocalypse was less stressful
Bonus:
I’M LAughIGN SO HARD
chRIST
exactly
We’ve done it, we’ve reached the pinnacle of human evolution
i literally cannot convey how long i fucking laughed after i realized that boobytrap backwards is partyboob
i really hope that this does not end up being the text post that defines my entire tumblr career
Do not pity the dead. Pity the living. And above all, pity those who live without love. - SuperWhoLock take on a Harry Potter quote
um excuse me but WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT
EXCUSE ME WHILE I SOB
You made me feel bad for Anderson……
fucking anderson
(Source: battle-of-evermore)
Diet ideas: Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.
If you want to ruin a song forever use it for your alarm
